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ladies, study up!
(via inheavyrotation)
not gonna lie … basically lara katieelouiseee:
Why would she not be amused!? I think they’re brilliant
I read these out to my mate once, his girlfriend was NOT amused when he even so much as smiled. Hilarious!
Mark Talsma is my spirit animal.
YEAH LET’S KEEP TELLING WOMEN HOW TO BEHAVE IN ORDER TO BETTER SERVE US GOD I AM SO FUCKING HORNY RIGHT NOW TESTOSTERONE
hahaha well fuck
Does this explain my undeniable nature? Lol, I kid.
Hold the fuck up, “puts seat up when she’s done?” I came.